Best Bachelors Lines
143 Bachelors quotes by 110 unique authors
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Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne? I ask merely for information. I attribute it to the superior…
— Oscar Wilde
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He quietly groaned. Again and again, he’d witnessed this phenomenon with his friends. They got married. They were happy in that sated, grateful way of…
— Tessa Dare
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Most of my friends from Columbia are going on to get advanced degrees. And why not? A Ph.D. is the new M.A., a master's is…
— Megan McCafferty
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Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese, and kisses.
— Jonathan Swift
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
— Oscar Wilde
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
— Henny Youngman
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What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love"…
— Mark Twain
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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
— Oscar Wilde
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I went to college at QUT: Queensland University of Technology. I studied for a Bachelors in finance and acting.
— Brenton Thwaites
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Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
— Edward Lear
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
— Scottish Proverb
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Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
— Unknown Author
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Many arrogant people feel very confident that they are the best.... F%kn prime example of pity.... Better people just feel so for a reason...... True…
— CTate
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others
— Oscar Wilde
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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse
— Helen Rowland
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Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore, full well they merit all they feel, and more
— Alexander Pope
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The best bachelor since Bruce Wayne with his Bachelors Remasterd this rap shit you hear the words coming from my lips, bastards
— J. Cole
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
— Nikhil Saluja
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