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Bachelors Quotes by H. L. Mencken
- It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.
- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
- Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
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- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Jane Austen
- A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
- Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men. — Francis Bacon
- There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. — Honore de Balzac
- Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
- A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. — Sholom Aleichem
- The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong
- I just like the company of beautiful women. I have a weakness in that department. And I suppose because I am fairly… — Eric Clapton
- The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor — Arthur Conan Doyle
- Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde
- What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I thought that… — Jason Biggs
- The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. — Finley Peter Dunne