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I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948. — Daniel J. Evans
I want to date Cheryl Cole. She is a looker, she's the one. I love her accent, its so sexy. She's free and I'm still… — Chace Crawford
Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore; full well they merit all they feel, and more: unaw by precepts, human or divine, like birds and beasts,… — Alexander Pope
He took her up in his arms in the way of a bachelor who has had amateur experience of the carrying of nieces. — William Pett Ridge
The propositions of mathematics have, therefore, the same unquestionable certainty which is typical of such propositions as "All bachelors are unmarried," but they also share… — Carl Gustav Hempel
I don't recommend being a bachelor, but it helps if you want to write. — Nelson Algren
The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all —… — Charles Farrar Browne
Danbury wasnt a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine. — George Jung
Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. — P.J. O'Rourke
I'll be honest. We copied everyone... the Beatles, the Bachelors. It was the only way people would even listen to you. — Maurice Gibb
Here is the full list of the banned words I used: active homosexual; career women; Third World; blacks; Asians; Australasia; Bangalore; primitive African tribes; crippled;… — Rod Liddle
I declare that I am a bachelor. — Julian Eltinge
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did… — Ogden Nash
The average kindergartner has seen more than 5,000 hours of TV-more time than it takes to earn a bachelor's degree. — Unknown Author
During a long and varied career as a bachelor, I have noticed that marriage is the death of politeness between a man and a woman. — Arnold Bennett
The April winds are magical, And thrill our tuneful frames; The garden-walks are passional To bachelors and dames. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Squeeze marriage as much as you like, you will never extract anything from it but fun for bachelors and boredom for husbands. — Honore de Balzac
The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory. — P.J. O'Rourke
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The… — P.J. O'Rourke
Every man is a bachelor out of his wife's sight! — Margaret Way
In April 1917 the illusion of isolation was destroyed, America came to the end of innocence, and of the exuberant freedom of bachelor independence. That… — Barbara Tuchman
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed,… — Groucho Marx
The FlowersAll the names I know from nurse:Gardener's garters, Shepherd's purse,Bachelor's buttons, Lady's smock,And the Lady Hollyhock.Fairy places, fairy things,Fairy woods where the wild bee… — Robert Louis Stevenson
A reader seldom peruses a book with pleasure until he knows whether the writer of it be a black man or a fair man, of… — Joseph Addison
A bachelor is only half a man — Louisa Lawson

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