"Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness……" — P.J. O'Rourke

"Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin."

— P.J. O'Rourke

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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…

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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. — Honore de Balzac
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. — Sholom Aleichem
I just like the company of beautiful women. I have a weakness in that department. And I suppose because I… — Eric Clapton
The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor — Arthur Conan Doyle
What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I… — Jason Biggs
It was inspiring to learn of the new Bachelor of Environmental Studies Program, and I congratulate you for it. Singapore… — E. O. Wilson
I congratulate NUS for launching a new degree, a bachelor of environmental studies. This is a most timely initiative. One… — Unknown Author
No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn't that kind. — Gaelen Foley
I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. — Sara Gilbert
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom,… — Bill Murray

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