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More Bachelor Quotes

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• A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
• There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. — Honore de Balzac
• Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
• A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. — Sholom Aleichem
• I just like the company of beautiful women. I have a weakness in that department. And I suppose because I… — Eric Clapton
• The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor — Arthur Conan Doyle
• What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I… — Jason Biggs
• It was inspiring to learn of the new Bachelor of Environmental Studies Program, and I congratulate you for it. Singapore… — E. O. Wilson
• I congratulate NUS for launching a new degree, a bachelor of environmental studies. This is a most timely initiative. One… — Unknown Author
• No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn't that kind. — Gaelen Foley
• I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. — Sara Gilbert
• You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom,… — Bill Murray

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