"The only time a bachelor's bed is made……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory."
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P.J. O'Rourke
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want…
— Jane Austen
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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
— Francis Bacon
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Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men.
— Francis Bacon
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There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
— Honore de Balzac
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Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
— Sholom Aleichem
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The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
— Tommy Chong
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I just like the company of beautiful women. I have a weakness in that department. And I suppose because I…
— Eric Clapton
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The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
— Oscar Wilde
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What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I…
— Jason Biggs
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
— Finley Peter Dunne
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