Cute Funny Quotes

16 quotes by 15 authors

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. — John Barrymore
It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast. — Julie Burchill
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. — Fred Allen
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? — Tom Snyder
That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them… — P.J. O'Rourke
The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory. — P.J. O'Rourke
Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three. — George Clooney
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. — Kendall Jenner
If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little… — Todd McFarlane
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. — Benjamin Franklin
I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine. — Barry Goldwater
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. — Benjamin Disraeli
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. — Jay Leno
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. — Ross Perot
If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up. — Peter David
This girl is one in a million, she's outgoing and she's just the best thing that's ever happen to me, she makes me laugh, she's… — Abdul

Who Wrote These Cute Funny Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 16 Cute Funny Quotes as follows: