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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
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It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
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That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out…
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The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.
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Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three.
— George Clooney
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My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
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If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do…
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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
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I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.
— Barry Goldwater
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
— Benjamin Disraeli
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