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Fred Allen has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their…
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is…
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
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It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
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The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.
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Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three.
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My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
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If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do…
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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
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I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
— Benjamin Disraeli
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