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Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again? — William Shakespeare
If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife — Robert Louis Stevenson
I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party — Bruce Willis
Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them. — Wilkie Collins
A bachelor May thrive by observation on a little, A single life's no burthen: but to draw In yokes is chargeable, and will require A… — John Ford
A perfect practice of Christianity would, of course, consist in a perfect imitation of the life of Christ -- I mean, in so far as… — C.S. Lewis
We, Seth, Emperor of Azania, Chief of Chiefs of Sakuyu, Lord of Wanda and Tyrant of the Seas, Bachelor of the Arts of Oxford University,… — Evelyn Waugh
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. — Thomas Fuller
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. — Samuel Goldwyn
I have a Bachelor of Arts in English, which means I had a lot of formal training in reading. — Kate DiCamillo
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. — Phyllis Diller
I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home,… — George Eliot
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. — Nora Ephron
Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your… — Rutherford B. Hayes
The notion of the single man began in the 1950's. The idea of the bachelor as a separate life was new and obscure. — Hugh Hefner
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. — Samuel Johnson
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. — Lady Bird Johnson
Asian countries produce eight times as many engineering bachelors as the United States, and the number of U.S. students graduating at the masters and PhD… — Mark Kennedy
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. — Sam Kinison
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. — Johnny Knoxville
I have a lot of influences. I'm American-schooled. I'm classically trained. I'm a pretty universal student, if you will. I have a lot of degrees,… — Emeril Lagasse
I've never been a manipulator, even in my bachelor days. I never wanted to do things to people that could catch up with me later… — Matthew McConaughey
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. — H. L. Mencken
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. — H. L. Mencken
I want to be the most eligible bachelor in New York City. — Andrej Pejic

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