"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married…" — Sam Kinison
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
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40 Quotes by Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison has 40 quotes on this site.
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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it…
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends,…
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when…
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against…
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More Bachelors Quotes
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want…
— Jane Austen
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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
— Francis Bacon
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Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men.
— Francis Bacon
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There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
— Honore de Balzac
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Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
— Sholom Aleichem
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The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
— Tommy Chong
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I just like the company of beautiful women. I have a weakness in that department. And I suppose because I…
— Eric Clapton
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The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
— Oscar Wilde
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What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I…
— Jason Biggs
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
— Finley Peter Dunne
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