Sam Kinison Quotes

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• If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
• I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!'…
• It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
• What happened? Satan was busy?
• There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
• I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up…
• Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
• AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
• If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
• When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
• With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't…
• Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.
• Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
• Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
• Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare…
• Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
• I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
• I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
• I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
• Everything can be satirized.

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