"If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell……" — Sam Kinison
"If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together."
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40 Quotes by Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison has 40 quotes on this site.
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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it…
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends,…
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when…
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against…
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Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
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I began to work the stage and get the audience into it. I also learned how to have fun out…
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When I began going to school and learned to read, I encountered stories of other people and other lands.
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I learned to read very early so I could read the comics, which I then started to draw.
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I've learned not to look at reviews. Early on, I did. I was always curious.
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Everything I need to know, I learned in Iowa. I grew up here in Iowa.
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I've learned the hard way at the national level that any erroneous statement will very quickly be magnified. So, as…
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If we mean to have heroes, statesmen and philosophers, we should have learned women.
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An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and…
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If an ignorant person is attracted by the things of the world, that is bad. But if a learned person…
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