"If I get married again, I want a……" — Sam Kinison
"If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows."
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40 Quotes by Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison has 40 quotes on this site.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it…
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends,…
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when…
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against…
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Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
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More Drum Quotes
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one of 289 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I'm a freak, everything has to be totally flat when I play. Ed Will, my jazz teacher, set up everything…
— Travis Barker
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I'm super serious about that stuff. I mean, it's rare that I sit down at a drum set when I'm…
— Travis Barker
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To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.
— Charles Baudelaire
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We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take…
— Robert Benchley
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There are methods to creating a mayhem that sounds different from your usual mayhem. Because mayhem and a heavy drum…
— Nick Cave
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What's really good is African drum music.
— Fiona Apple
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Just give a drum roll, announce my name & I come out & sing. I have a contract that says…
— Tony Bennett
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The voice of protest, of warning, of appeal is never more needed than when the clamor of fife and drum,…
— Charles Eliot Norton
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Strike up the drum and march courageously.
— Christopher Marlowe
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In our Army every soldier must care about his job. Often- if the duty seems menial or hum-drum- it is…
— William O. Wooldridge
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We cannot focus upon the weaknesses of one another and evoke strengths. You cannot focus upon the things that you…
— Esther Hicks
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My son's taking drum lessons, and my daughter's taking piano lessons. One day they're going to start a band.
— Chris Daughtry
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