"What happened? Satan was busy?" — Sam Kinison
"What happened? Satan was busy?"
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Sam Kinison
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40 Quotes by Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison has 40 quotes on this site.
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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it…
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends,…
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when…
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against…
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Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
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More Busy Quotes
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one of 1,887 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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No matter how busy you are, you must take time to make the other person feel important.
— Mary Kay Ash
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Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.
— Jane Austen
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Of all virtues and dignities of the mind, goodness is the greatest, being the character of the Deity; and without…
— Francis Bacon
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O man you are busy working for the world, and the world is busy trying to turn you out.
— Abu Bakr
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One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and…
— Lucille Ball
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If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you…
— Lucille Ball
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The age we live in is a busy age; in which knowledge is rapidly advancing towards perfection.
— Jeremy Bentham
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I would I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their…
— Bernard Berenson
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I've been to almost every country in the world, and the most frustrating thing for me has been that my…
— Andrea Bocelli
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Americans are far more remarkable than we give ourselves credit for. We've been so busy damning ourselves for years. We've…
— Ray Bradbury
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When you have two busy kids running around the house, returning e-mails is a task, let alone surfing the web.
— Tom Brady
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I'm always busy, but I'm lazy as well.
— Jeff Bridges
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