All Sam Kinison Quotes
- Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewhere there's gotta be… Another Guy
- So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame… Actor
- What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I… Archie
- Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row. All
- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Bachelors
- So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there. Counted
- Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! All
- Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?' Bible
- Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed… Attitude
- It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people,… Band
- I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles. Approval
- I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian. Comedian
- I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't. Commercial
- My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! Heaven
- I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a… Banned
- You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you… All
- I have lived a carnal life. Carnal
- It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there. Church
- I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. Cry
- In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to… Buy