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- I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up…
- Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
- When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
- With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't…
- Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.
- Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
- Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
- I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a…
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