"Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through……" — Sam Kinison
"Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'"
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40 Quotes by Sam Kinison
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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it…
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends,…
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when…
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against…
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More Bible Quotes
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I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
— Tallulah Bankhead
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Energy, like the biblical grain of the mustard-seed, will remove mountains.
— Hosea Ballou
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Some quality performances and movies have a chance to be rewarded, but it's not like it's a bible.
— Javier Bardem
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It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of the truth of the Bible. It…
— Albert Barnes
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Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any…
— John Adams
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The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government…
— John Quincy Adams
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I would point out that if you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood…
— Joe Barton
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The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit…
— Brendan Behan
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The fundamental story arc of the Bible is God is passionate about rescuing this world, restoring it, renewing it.
— Rob Bell
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Both read the Bible day and night, but thou read black where I read white.
— William Blake
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
— Elayne Boosler
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If you ask three people what it means to be Christian, you will get three different answers. Some feel being…
— Dan Brown
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