Water Slide Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?' — Sam Kinison
• A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on there. Put some… — Honey Boo Boo Child
• Make crying fun by pretending your tears are two friends racing each other down a water slide. — Lenny

Who Wrote These Water Slide Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Water Slide Quotes as follows:

• 1 Water Slide Quote by Sam Kinison
• 1 Water Slide Quote by Honey Boo Boo Child
• 1 Water Slide Quote by Lenny