Water Slide Quotes
- Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?' — Sam Kinison
- A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on there. Put some… — Honey Boo Boo Child
- Make crying fun by pretending your tears are two friends racing each other down a water slide. — Lenny