"So many people counted on me to be……" — Sam Kinison
"So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there."
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40 Quotes by Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison has 40 quotes on this site.
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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it…
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends,…
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when…
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against…
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Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked; for…
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Every citizen of this country should be guaranteed that their vote matters, that their vote is counted, and that in…
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Americans need accurate information in order to consider Social Security reform. Too bad the media can't be counted upon to…
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When you feel powerful, you are willing to stand up for your rights, you are willing to stand up for…
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The liberals in the House strongly resemble liberals I have known through the last two decades in the civil rights…
— Shirley Chisholm
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To be governed is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-ridden, regulated, penned up, indoctrinated, preached at, checked, appraised,…
— Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
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One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes…
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If you stand up and be counted, from time to time you may get yourself knocked down. But remember this:…
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The study of mathematics is apt to commence in disappointment. . . . We are told that by its aid…
— Alfred North Whitehead
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How I hated schools, and what a life of anxiety I lived there. I counted the hours to the end…
— Winston Churchill
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The exercise of voluntary attention in the schoolroom must therefore be counted one of the most important points of training…
— William James
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Running taught me valuable lessons. In cross-country competition, training counted more than intrinsic ability, and I could compensate for a…
— Nelson Mandela
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