"My view of life is, 'If you're going……" — Sam Kinison
"My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!"
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40 Quotes by Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison has 40 quotes on this site.
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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it…
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends,…
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when…
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against…
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More Heaven Quotes
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What springs from earth dissolves to earth again, and heaven-born things fly to their native seat.
— Marcus Aurelius
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I thought of the soul as resembling a castle, formed of a single diamond or a very transparent crystal, and…
— Teresa of Avila
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Heaven to me is percussion and bass, a screaming guitar and a burbling Hammond B-3 organ. It's a soup I…
— Dan Aykroyd
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The Holy Spirit is our comforter, our teacher. That's why, in prayer, we can ask the Lord to open up…
— Michele Bachmann
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Strategic thinkers were naturally rattled to find this outsider fooling around with their work. They had been thinking strategically when…
— Russell Baker
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A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would…
— Mikhail Bakunin
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have…
— Mikhail Bakunin
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Love him and let him love you. Do you think anything else under heaven really matters?
— James A. Baldwin
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If you compare NASA's annual budget to explore the heavens, that one year budget would fund NOAA's budget to explore…
— Robert Ballard
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I live for those who love me, for those who know me true, for the heaven so blue above me,…
— George Linnaeus Banks
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Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven.…
— Roseanne Barr
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Having robbed children of any sense that their Father is in Heaven and that they are His creation, we then…
— Gary Bauer
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