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Comedy Quotes by Sam Kinison
- I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up…
- Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
- When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
- Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
- So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame…
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