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Sign Quotes by Dave Barry
- At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane stunt…
- I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign…
- I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and…
More Sign Quotes
- The one exclusive sign of thorough knowledge is the power of teaching. — Aristotle
- You go to London, you see a TV set in every cell and the sign up that all the officers must treat… — Joe Arpaio
- Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people. — Mary Kay Ash
- Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not… — Mary Kay Ash
- Grant me the treasure of sublime poverty: permit the distinctive sign of our order to be that it does not possess anything… — Francis of Assisi
- The Constitution is government's stop sign. It says, you - the three branches of government - can go so far and no… — Michele Bachmann
- Dullness in matters of government is a good sign, and not a bad one - in particular, dullness in parliamentary government is… — Walter Bagehot
- It is a sign of a dull nature to occupy oneself deeply in matters that concern the body; for instance, to be… — David Bailey
- I've always believed that the director does whatever the hell he wants. That's what you sign on for as an actor -… — Christian Bale
- A flow of words is a sure sign of duplicity. — Honore de Balzac
- Many men are deeply moved by the mere semblance of suffering in a woman; they take the look of pain for a… — Honore de Balzac
- My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. — Roseanne Barr