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Side Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to…
- A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and…
- Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult…
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- All too often arrogance accompanies strength, and we must never assume that justice is on the side of the strong. The use… — Theodore Bikel