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Pockets Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
- Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box,…
- What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and…
- There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
More Pockets Quotes
- I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer. — Neil Armstrong
- Those from whose pocket the salary is drawn, and by whose appointment the officer was made, have always a right to discuss… — Charles Babbage
- There was a great complexity to my father. He was a devoted family man. But, in the same breath, he simply was… — Christian Bale
- It was an honor and privilege to arrive to this country 16 years ago with almost no money in my pocket. A… — Antonio Banderas
- For several days after my first book was published, I carried it about in my pocket and took surreptitious peeps at it… — James M. Barrie
- No place is boring, if you've had a good night's sleep and have a pocket full of unexposed film. — Robert Adams
- The most powerful person is he who is able to do least himself and burden others most with the things for which… — Theodor Adorno
- Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left. — Ambrose Bierce
- Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that… — Ambrose Bierce
- It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets when he has got holes in his pockets. — Elizabeth Bowen
- The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife. — Jo Brand
- The money I pay for my cultural experiences came willingly from my own pocket - they were not the result of bread… — Julie Burchill