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Phone Quotes by Dave Barry
- I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.
- You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see…
- There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head,…
More Phone Quotes
- When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams
- I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit my head,… — Lauren Bacall
- My mobile phone battery runs out all the time because all the messages come straight to me. — Ed Balls
- I am always saying, 'I don't believe in God; I believe in Al Pacino.' And that's true. If I ever get a… — Javier Bardem
- People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain… — Todd Barry
- I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back.… — Drew Barrymore
- So actually I only got a mobile phone the day after I left being Prime Minister. — Tony Blair
- Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could… — Elayne Boosler
- I love the freedom of movement that my phone gives me. That has definitely transformed my life. — Richard Branson
- We believe that within five years, 96 percent of British consumers will have access to the Internet, whether it be through a… — Richard Branson
- A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls… — Pam Brown
- The president overstepped his authority when he asked the NSA to eavesdrop on Americans' international phone calls without obtaining a warrant. — Sherrod Brown