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Phone Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once drowned in some…
- I need a phone with 500% battery life
- My favorite game is shit I lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go
- On my phone google search box looks the same as twitter box. If you find me tweeting something like sleeping incest sex please just ignore…
- Still not sure what's worse, getting stoned to death or my phone running out of battery.
- I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It's nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I don't want to talk.
- I hate when I'm about to write something inspirational and I puke all over my phone and have to get a new one.
- If I don't respond to your text or call and I tweet, so fucking what. It's my phone. You don't control me.
- Million dollar idea: A smart phone that doesn't receive phone calls.
- No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone....you answer…
- These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time.
- Next Time someone rings your home phone, test their intelligence by replying with 'Hi, can I call you back I'm driving'
- When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes.
- Sex on the phone - Direct line
- What a beautiful day to walk around my city, staring at my phone.
- Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU die.
- Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations.
- Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my penis.
- Lets be honest here, whenever we get a new phone.. we treat it like a new born baby.
- I always save the phone numbers of the people I don't like. Makes it easier to ignore their phone calls.
- I swear I have some Bruce Lee somewhere in me... He comes out whenever I drop my phone.
- I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of a guy's hand.…
- Changed my name in my Ex's phone to Wrong Number because I'm a fucking genius.
- I hate people looking at me while I'm smiling at my phone. That's why I never leave the house.
- Suicide is just like going to a dinner without your phone.
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