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- Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been…
- If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I…
- Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. But I think it was…
- I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face…
- To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on a gravel road, and maybe there's a globe lying next…
- The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it? Maybe Bob could. He was suddenly on top of the meteor-through some kind…
- Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving back and forth…
- The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a…
- Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day. The car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield; so…
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