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- The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once drowned in some…
- Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen my bed?!
- Mobile phones do not get you close to people, it just takes you away from the ones sitting next to you
- Being rude to someone who treated you badly is wrong. Just smile and spend the next few days planning their accidental death.
- If you stop texting me, don't expect me to start the conversation next time.
- You haven't got her till she saves your name in her contacts with an emoji next to it.
- 5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just received a complementry…
- I already kept my next Ex on my Hit list .
- I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe me.
- MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next;
- Next Time someone rings your home phone, test their intelligence by replying with 'Hi, can I call you back I'm driving'
- The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact.
- I don't understand how girls could be so in love with a guy one week and the next not even talk to him for no…
- Woman who springs on innerspring this spring, gets offspring next spring.
- Told my mom, I can become the next Hitler if I drop out of school. She laughed hysterically for 2 hours. I'm glad she believes…
- KISS: An upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION
- I'm the asshole who parks the shopping cart right next to your car in the parking lot.
- This guy on his bike next to me was insulting me by picking his nose, so I gave him the middle finger. We're cool now.
- OH Man! These people melting when they are sitting next to me. It's not because I'm hot is it?
- If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your car.
- I think the guy next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next…
- Wheres the best place for a man to put his checkbook? In his purse right next to his tampons.
- Lazy rule: If opportunity doesn't knock on the door today, lay down and wait for him to pass by the next day.
- When your girlfriend says, you can tell me anything, she's really saying, I'm going to tell this to my next boyfriend.
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