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Never Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I never met a kid I liked.
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
- I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
- I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
- Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
- I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
- Never give a sucker an even break.
- I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
- Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
- It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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