"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always…" — W.C. Fields

"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."

— W.C. Fields

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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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More Always Vote Quotes

This quote is filed under Always Vote Quotes, one of 9 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is… — John Quincy Adams
Let us not be unmindful that liberty is power, that the nation blessed with the largest portion of liberty must… — John Quincy Adams
If you always vote for the lesser of two evils, you will always have evil, and you will always have… — Ralph Nader
I don't always vote in general elections, but I think I've always voted Labour. — Paul Merton
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone. — John Quincy Adams
I will always vote what I have promised, and always vote the Constitution, as well as I will not vote… — Ron Paul
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. — W.C. Fields
I will always vote on the side of freedom and our right to keep and bear arms. — Mel Martinez

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