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Never Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life…
- Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they…
- One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are…
- Never have more children than you have car windows.
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to…
- Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
- Never accept a drink from a urologist.
- Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I…
- There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants…
- Never order food in excess of your body weight.
- Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
- It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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- The chief qualification of a mass leader has become unending infallibility; he can never admit an error. — Hannah Arendt
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- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- In 1994, when I went back to Haiti from exile, we established a Commission for Truth and Justice and Reconciliation. I passed… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. — Aristotle
- I have nothing against 3-D in theory. But I've also never run to the movies because something's in 3-D. — J. J. Abrams
- The soul never thinks without a picture. — Aristotle
- I was never really a comic-book fanatic. — J. J. Abrams
- Never in my wildest dreams did I entertain the idea that I would become a fashion designer. — Giorgio Armani
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- Live never to be ashamed if anything you say or do is published around the world, even if what is said is… — Richard Bach