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Never Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.…
- I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking…
- The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
- People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though…
- My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she…
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- I have nothing against 3-D in theory. But I've also never run to the movies because something's in 3-D. — J. J. Abrams
- The soul never thinks without a picture. — Aristotle