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- Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't… — Tim Allen
- When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs.… — Unknown Author
- I told my nephew that if he wanted to get on in motor racing, the first thing he should do was master… — Juan Manuel Fangio
- To find out who you are is like putting yourself on a psychiatric couch, but you have nobody to help you. Really… — Iris Apfel
- Happiness is actually found in simple things, such as taking my nephew around the island by bicycle or seeing the stars at… — Andrea Hirata
- If you think I'm fast, just wait until you see my nephew Bruno. — Ayrton Senna
- Suppose we pick a name for him, eh?" Caius Pompeius stepped over and eyed the child. "He looks a little like my… — Neil Gaiman
- I beg your pardon for questioning your judgement," she said. "It is nothing to me, after all, if it proves faulty. I… — Loretta Chase
- How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my… — Woody Allen
- My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear. — Steven Wright
- I would not trade any of these features for anybody else’s. I wouldn’t trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble… — Tina Fey
- No man threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard.” Tyrion Lannister raised an eyebrow. “I am not threatening the king,… — George R. R. Martin