My Nephew Quotes

19 quotes by 16 authors

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot… — Tim Allen
When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it… — Unknown Author
I told my nephew that if he wanted to get on in motor racing, the first thing he should do was master English. Thank goodness… — Juan Manuel Fangio
To find out who you are is like putting yourself on a psychiatric couch, but you have nobody to help you. Really it isn't easy.… — Iris Apfel
Happiness is actually found in simple things, such as taking my nephew around the island by bicycle or seeing the stars at night. We go… — Andrea Hirata
If you think I'm fast, just wait until you see my nephew Bruno. — Ayrton Senna
Suppose we pick a name for him, eh?" Caius Pompeius stepped over and eyed the child. "He looks a little like my proconsul, Marcus. We… — Neil Gaiman
I beg your pardon for questioning your judgement," she said. "It is nothing to me, after all, if it proves faulty. I am not the… — Loretta Chase
How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must… — Woody Allen
My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear. — Steven Wright
I would not trade any of these features for anybody elseâ€™s. I wouldnâ€™t trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble my nephew. I… — Tina Fey
No man threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard.â€ Tyrion Lannister raised an eyebrow. â€œI am not threatening the king, ser, I am… — George R. R. Martin
Her and her child. My nephew. Haha,I never met him :/ or my niece from her.. — Jasmine
This is me, my nephew and sister taken about 4 years ago :) — Chris Murray
My little Nephew Junior Garcia aka Lil Demonio — Unknown Author
Check out my nephew He jumped up in the window just to see you. — Raekwon
My nephew Noah in the play Little Annie =D He played as one of the orphans and was announced best performer! :) so proud of… — Tim Walters
My nephew was named after my brothers best mate. thats how tight they were. Wow 20 years ago kids never used to be online all… — Unknown Author
This Is My Nephew Is The Best Ever — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These My Nephew Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 19 My Nephew Quotes as follows: