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Medicine Quotes by Dave Barry
- Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?
- The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their…
- I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.
- I say the American Medical Association ought to get the hell off the golf course and answer this question ...
- In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot.
- I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion.…
More Medicine Quotes
- Nothing we use or hear or touch can be expressed in words that equal what is given by the senses. — Hannah Arendt
- Perception is reality. — Lee Atwater
- Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- We live on the leash of our senses. — Diane Ackerman
- To those who have chosen the profession of medicine, a knowledge of chemistry, and of some branches of natural history, and, indeed,… — Charles Babbage
- If we want to kill Obamacare and we want to end socialized medicine, it must be done in the next election! — Michele Bachmann
- Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. — George Balanchine
- I wanted to be a neurologist. That seemed to be the most difficult, most intriguing, and the most important aspect of medicine,… — Roger Bannister
- A cheerful frame of mind, reinforced by relaxation... is the medicine that puts all ghosts of fear on the run. — George Matthew Adams
- To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. — Henry Ward Beecher
- All parts of the human body get tired eventually - except the tongue. — Konrad Adenauer
- The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. — Josh Billings