"The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash……" — Dave Barry
"The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their Lexus upholstery."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Doctors Quotes
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim…
— Isaac Asimov
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
— Isaac Asimov
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We have a way of dealing with information that has sort of personal - personally identifying information in it. But…
— Julian Assange
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When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows…
— Enid Bagnold
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I have never described the time I was in Doctor Who as anything except a kind of ecstatic success, but…
— Tom Baker
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But I enjoyed getting sick, I didn't mind it at all. So in that short amount of time, I did…
— Christian Bale
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People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.
— Martha Beck
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Job-wise, I did have a moment of panic that I should have been a doctor a few years ago, but…
— Kate Beckinsale
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Competition makes things come out right. Well, what does that mean in health care? More hospitals so they compete with…
— Donald Berwick
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You don't lie to your own doctor. You don't lie to your own attorney, and you don't lie to your…
— Gordon Bethune
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his…
— Hugo Black
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Don't you know this, that words are doctors to a diseased temperment?
— Aeschylus
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