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W.C. Fields has 195 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Saying yes means getting up and acting on your belief that you can create meaning and purpose in whatever life hands you.
— Susan Jeffers
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When life hands you a lemon, squeeze it and make lemonade.
— W. Clement Stone
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
— W.C. Fields
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If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone
— John Rzeznik
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Love and peace of mind do protect us. They allow us to overcome the problems that life hands us. They teach us…
— Bernie Siegel
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There are moments in life, and they happen so infrequently that they tend to really stand out, when life hands you the…
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When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
— Anna Lee
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When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?
— Henry Rollins
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
— Darynda Jones
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
— Darynda Jones
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When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker
— Darynda Jones
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When life hands you lemons, squeeze lemon juice into your eyes without blinking. Just to let life know you don't play around.
— Nikhil Saluja
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