"Yeah, but what happens if life hands me……" — Darynda Jones
"Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker"
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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
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More Bumper Quotes
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You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is…
— Joe Biden
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I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.
— John Bolton
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A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland…
— Anjelica Huston
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
— David Cross
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I implore you, I entreat you and I challenge you to speak with conviction. To say what you believe in…
— Taylor Mali
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Whirlyball is only the most awesome sport on the planet! It's like bumper cars plus lacrosse meets basketball.
— St. Vincent
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We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised.…
— Sam Shepard
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I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to…
— Allen West
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That bumper sticker everyone has down in Philadelphia, the one that says, 'Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent,'…
— Unknown Author
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My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.
— Damien Fahey
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I think the inflation prospects for the U.S. over the next five or six, seven years, are quite serious. You…
— Arthur Laffer
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