Bumper Sticker Quotes

53 quotes by 45 authors

You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is… — Joe Biden
I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy. — John Bolton
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross
I implore you, I entreat you and I challenge you to speak with conviction. To say what you believe in a manner that bespeaks the… — Taylor Mali
We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is something you deeply… — Sam Shepard
I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool. — Allen West
That bumper sticker everyone has down in Philadelphia, the one that says, 'Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent,' really isn't true. God couldn't… — Jerry Korab
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car. — Damien Fahey
No one doubts that pure libertarianism is simple, but that's just why it remains on the ideological fringe - because it boils down the most… — Ross Douthat
Instant enlightenment. A quintessential modernism, culture and religion accommodated to the age of fast food and bumper stickers. But psyche and spirit are not so… — Kenny Smith
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save the Earth' bumper… — Alex Steffen
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker… — Jack Handey
Gay is a subculture, a slur, a set of gestures, a slang, a look, a posture, a parade, a rainbow flag, a film genre, a… — Jack Donovan
Every time I see the bumper sticker that says â€œWe think weâ€™re humans having spiritual experiences, but weâ€™re really spirits having human experiences,â€ I (a)… — Anne Lamott
I have a bumper sticker that Bowen created that says Regardless of my kids grades, they have an 'A' in my book'. Without play the… — George A. Sheehan
Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper sticker, 'Dated Dean,… — Jon Stewart
I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car which was weaving… — Thomas S. Monson
There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT DRUGS bumper sticker… — Barbara Ehrenreich
There's a kind of decadence about all this: If 9/11 was really an inside job, you wouldn't be driving around with a bumper sticker bragging… — Mark Steyn
During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. Now… — Monica Crowley

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