Bumper Sticker Quotes

53 Bumper Sticker quotes by 45 unique authors

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley. — Kim Kardashian
I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try to live like… — Janice Tanton
I like things pretty reduced. I don't understand how people live with so much stuff around them, because you can't focus on it, and after… — Rick Owens
President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and social status. His… — Mia Love
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little… — Demetri Martin
Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need. — Solomon Ortiz
My tattoo is of a cannon in Vancouver that I got in a fleeting moment of stupidity maybe 14 years ago. A lot of people… — Ryan Reynolds
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker. — Mitt Romney
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. — Charles M. Schulz
The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and… — Ted Dekker
How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq,… — Shane Claiborne
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us… — George Carlin
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker?… — Jeff Mariotte
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were… — Dennis Lehane
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker — Darynda Jones
Stuff Happens.’ That’s the G-rated version. That’s a bumper sticker that only a straight white upper middle class male could have made. Because anyone who… — Tim Wise
Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~ — Darynda Jones
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~ — Darynda Jones
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey
I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones
If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT? — Natasha Friend
A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker — Darynda Jones
Dont drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. — Alex Matshaba

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