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- Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7… — Nikhil Saluja
- People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you… — Sarah Jessica Parker
- We’ve all selected the wrong partners, all gotten hurt, and hopefully all moved on wiser for the experience. But there are those… — Paul Dini
- The child who was happy with herself meant the parents had won the jackpot. — Meg Wolitzer
- If work is just going in every day and getting a check, it's an ugly life. When you can make work a… — Jack Welch
- You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. — Flip Wilson
- I whirled around and saw no one. No psychotic mad scientists, anyway. "Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was was Fang, and he was… — James Patterson
- Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, esspecially… — James Patterson