Jackpot Quotes

16 quotes by 14 authors

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up… — Sarah Jessica Parker
Weâ€™ve all selected the wrong partners, all gotten hurt, and hopefully all moved on wiser for the experience. But there are those who, even in… — Paul Dini
The child who was happy with herself meant the parents had won the jackpot. — Meg Wolitzer
If work is just going in every day and getting a check, it's an ugly life. When you can make work a meaningful purpose, you've… — Jack Welch
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. — Flip Wilson
I whirled around and saw no one. No psychotic mad scientists, anyway. "Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was was Fang, and he was giggling hysterically. For… — James Patterson
Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, esspecially hysterically. — James Patterson
Luck is not as random as you think. Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it. — Vera Nazarian
Buying a matching blouse and skirt from the same store is a crime. A clever mix of chic and cheap hits the jackpot. Know how… — Ines de La Fressange
Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7 digits. — Nikhil Saluja
Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine. — Flip Wilson
Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire — Family Guy
The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue… — Chelsea Handler
What matters to me most is the way I like you make me feel good and warm inside everytime you are around. I never expect… — Rizzi Vicci
Sorry hun. But unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everybody gets a turn. I'm more of a casino, where only the lucky ones win… — Mikaela Lingat
Love is like gambling. You risk it all in order to win the JACKPOT, but most of the time you end up with nothing. — Hussein Nishah

Who Wrote These Jackpot Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 16 Jackpot Quotes as follows: