"Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire" — Family Guy
"Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire"
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35 Quotes by Family Guy
Family Guy has 35 quotes on this site.
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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
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Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
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I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click…
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Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to…
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I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start…
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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to…
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And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half…
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a…
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Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate
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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
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Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin
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More Dear Quotes
This quote is filed under Dear Quotes,
one of 2,581 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth.
— Aristotle
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I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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What wild imaginations one forms where dear self is concerned! How sure to be mistaken!
— Jane Austen
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Chance, my dear, is the sovereign deity in child-bearing.
— Honore de Balzac
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Children, dear and loving children, can alone console a woman for the loss of her beauty.
— Honore de Balzac
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What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided…
— Brigitte Bardot
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Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
— John Barrymore
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An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of…
— Joseph Addison
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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
— George Ade
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Dear brothers and sisters, after the great Pope John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me - a simple, humble…
— Pope Benedict XVI
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Our dear country, Iran, throughout history has been subject to threats.
— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cynicism is a shell that's protecting this…
— Jeff Bridges
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