"And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but……" — Family Guy
"And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I cant even measure. -Peter Griffin"
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35 Quotes by Family Guy
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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
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Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
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I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click…
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Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to…
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I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start…
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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to…
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Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a…
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Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate
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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
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Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin
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