Peter Griffin Quotes

10 quotes by 3 authors

At a friends house.. There Landlord is in the kitchen. Her dad comes in the room and pulled out his phone and says, Look she… — Jasmine Laura
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits… — Family Guy
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes… — Peter Griffin
Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. — Peter Griffin

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