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- All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
- Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
- And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits…
- I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
- Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin
- Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin
- I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin
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- All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
- Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
- And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man… — Family Guy
- I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
- Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
- Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
- I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter… — Family Guy
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- Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. — Peter Griffin