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Lois Quotes by Family Guy
- Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I…
- I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
- Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you…
- Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie about something like that. Peter: All right, all right, Ill…
- Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF! Lois:…
- Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it…
More Lois Quotes
- I didn't start skiing until I was 50. My wife Lois taught me how to ski. I'm proficiently conservative. — Buzz Aldrin
- Despite the fact that I have a good-size pair of breasts... in Lois & Clark, I have the opportunity to show the… — Teri Hatcher
- I have an oddball sense of humor. So when there was an episode at a comic book convention-of course they end up… — Erica Durance
- My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points. — Margot Kidder
- There are many different types of kisses. There's a passionate kiss of farewell - like the kind Rhett gave Scarlett when he… — Colleen Houck
- I never understood why Clark Kent was so hell bent on keeping Lois Lane in the dark. — Audrey Niffenegger
- Top IRS officials specifically targeted tea party groups and misled the public about its secret political targeting program led by ex-official Lois… — Patrick Howley
- Much has already been learned about the arrogance of the IRS from the House investigations of the agency's targeting of conservatives. The… — Cleta Mitchell
- I've been telling everyone for weeks now about how I get to play Lois Lane. It's a big deal. There are a… — Christina Hendricks
- When I think of all the years in my 30s when I starved myself... but when I got the role of Lois,… — Jane Kaczmarek
- On losing the opportunity to star in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman 'You know what? It happened for the… — Kevin Sorbo
- I liked the fact that Lois was one person with Clark and another with Superman. I think that, as women, we do… — Margot Kidder