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Griffin Quotes by Family Guy
- All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
- I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes! -Stewie Griffin
- Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
- You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that.…
- Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I…
- And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits…
- Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin
- I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
- Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin
- Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin
- Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin
- When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I dont know…
- Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess. -Chris Griffin
- I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin
- Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?
More Griffin Quotes
- I'm not saying that there weren't other inherent problems with the score that couldn't have been overcome with a bit of remixing,… — Michael Nyman
- Griffin, my brother, 11 months younger, was sometimes the victim of my father's fury - once Ryan famously knocked out his teeth. — Tatum O'Neal
- Griffin Bell later apologized to me for that decision. — Julian Bond
- God is the light shining in the midst of darkness, not to deny that there is darkness in the world but to… — Harold S. Kushner
- Kirk Cousins has played much better at the quarterback position than Robert Griffin III has, — Joe Theismann
- When I fought Montell Griffin, he quit on me, on the floor, I hit him with a soft punch and he laid… — Roy Jones Jr.
- Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she… — Colin Quinn
- My name is not only Archie Griffin, it's two-time Heisman trophy winner Archie Griffin. Once you win the award it's with you… — Archie Griffin
- I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much. — Downtown Julie Brown
- Patty Griffin is iconic, and there's no other word to really describe her. She is iconic for a lot of people -… — Dierks Bentley
- If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk. — Joe Rogan
- Phoenix is great. I love Phoenix, .. I love Scottsdale. I love the James Hotel. I have a Kathy Griffin suite. I… — Kathy Griffin