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"Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin"
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35 Quotes by Family Guy
Family Guy has 35 quotes on this site.
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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
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Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
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I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click…
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Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to…
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I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start…
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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to…
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Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire
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And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half…
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a…
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Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate
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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
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More Animals Quotes
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one of 3,041 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst.
— Aristotle
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Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on…
— Mary Kay Ash
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People are not going to care about animal conservation unless they think that animals are worthwhile.
— David Attenborough
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There are some four million different kinds of animals and plants in the world. Four million different solutions to the…
— David Attenborough
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The only way to save a rhinoceros is to save the environment in which it lives, because there's a mutual…
— David Attenborough
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I'm not a propagandist, I'm not a polemicist; my primary interest is just looking at and trying to understand how…
— David Attenborough
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I'm not an animal lover if that means you think things are nice if you can pat them, but I…
— David Attenborough
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If you watch animals objectively for any length of time, you're driven to the conclusion that their main aim in…
— David Attenborough
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Steve Irwin did wonderful conservation work but I was uncomfortable about some of his stunts. Even if animals aren't aware…
— David Attenborough
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The countenances of children, like those of animals, are masks, not faces, for they have not yet developed a significant…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see…
— Diane Ackerman
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We're losing biodiversity globally at an alarming rate, and we need a cornucopia of different plants and animals, for the…
— Diane Ackerman
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